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by akor1108
Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:23 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: • Predict the Official Release Date 4 Policenauts Patch •
Replies: 150
Views: 37216

Re: • Predict the Official Release Date 4 Policenauts Patch •

I'm going under water for 3 months on the 736 West Virginia, so I am absolutely hope that when I surface, that my gift for sacrificing my freedom for yours is that the Patch is done. PLEASE! GOD BLESS EVERYONE!
by akor1108
Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:20 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Oh noes... Artemio thinks I'm Marc. D@mmit.

And for other PS1 translations, you totally have to check out the Persona 1 translation patched game, it's great! I have no link to provide, sorry.

Welcome aboard the SS Policenauts new people! Hm... Please don't foe me.
by akor1108
Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:45 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Hey... I may not understand the situation, but at least I cared for what I thought what was going on. I tried to make Slowbeef happy! So... Artemio, you get the AWESOME benefit of my literally just written (no sh!t lie here) poem called "Party-Pooped" that had nothing to do with this momen...
by akor1108
Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:38 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

slowbeef wrote I'm a Java programmer. And our Ruby on Rails team considers me a low-level programmer nowadays. Does that mean no one thinks highly of you at your job? Well, screw them! I think you are quite excellent, hardworking, smart, and also have good humor too. You were the refreshing beverage...
by akor1108
Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:13 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Whoa, sexy tech talk ahoy! Otacon would be proud of you Slowbeef and Snake is quite pleased.

This is good.
by akor1108
Sat May 23, 2009 11:49 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Artemio, Marc, and Slowbeef all just gave us updates of some form. Any little inside info on the working's of the project and the team itself is a blessing to us fans! Thanks. So... considering how much time and effort is being put into this excellent project, I can deduce that the actual testing ph...
by akor1108
Fri May 22, 2009 9:09 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

I do have a poem about being naked. but unless someone randomly asks, I won't put it up.

I know you like my stuff. you can't hide it!

Now back to Policenaut's! How are thing's going? Is Slowbeef gonna go on break too?
Don't forget to save stuff!
by akor1108
Thu May 21, 2009 3:38 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Huh... this sudden influx of talk about poetry gives me the heeby shweebies! Here's an update. Of poetry... For the team and the fans! Keep it up, don't give up! I love you all! Timeless Brothers and sisters, Lend me your ear! Stay persistent, For the time is near… All works shall be turned in, Whet...
by akor1108
Mon May 18, 2009 2:38 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

This site is still as good as ever. And nah... I don't have time to start my own poetic version of the patch where every other line rhymes in iambic pentameter. I got bigger fish to fry now. mmm...tasty! Okay, so... fizzling the doozle seems to be popular among the sneebs of darclab. This is bad... ...
by akor1108
Fri May 15, 2009 8:04 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Calm down Slowbeef and Marc! Like I said before, at least this shows that you guys put serious effort into making this game beautiful on every single level possible. Your dedication and attention to detail is highly comparable to Kojima's which is why I think I'll start a Junkerhq team fanclub on Fa...
by akor1108
Thu May 14, 2009 7:26 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

F*ck Marc, why'd you have to make Slowbeef do something so ridiculous and seemingly unnecessary? I say if Auto-Save is in at least 3 different forms and you have to go through a bunch of shizzle just to change it to Autosave (which is more correct though) I think that this one extremely teensy littl...
by akor1108
Mon May 11, 2009 10:18 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

3DO is of no use to this project. but I am glad too have actually supported a topic then skewed it! I think I will do this more often. Good job junker team! and Kojima_Devotee, I love your sense of humor! You understand me! If I hadn't chose akor for my 2nd or 5th name (I don't remember) it should h...
by akor1108
Sun May 10, 2009 4:15 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

try ebay again. I got mine this year from there! (<- see the normal post!)
by akor1108
Sat May 09, 2009 9:02 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

I really am done now. if i do it again, you can ban me (again) ;) I kinda just wanted to spice things up even more. this bored is already arousing enough with the computer lingo and constant updates. I don't need to fizzle the doozle anymore. as stated in the post above, NO MORE WORDS! good times, g...
by akor1108
Sat May 09, 2009 7:03 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

ehem... um... I was told to get off haitus to express the emotions of gratitude from all who excitingly await this project... well, first. I think I should inspire and then convey! Journey When you find yourself on a lonely path And cry for help when you don’t have, Time will tell and all be well As...
by akor1108
Wed May 06, 2009 4:38 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Haitus momentarily suspended to tell you Slowbeef that you are amazing and sexy when you talk computer-lingo. I think that's why Solid Snake is friends with Otacon. Snake may not realize it, but he gets a hard-on when Otacon talks computer lingo. I'm certain that's got to be it! And the fact that Ot...
by akor1108
Fri May 01, 2009 7:53 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

This is funny! I have never been received so "well"! I promise this is the last poem I post, and this is relevant to MGS3. Think about it as what the Boss might say to Snake after the final fight. it goes to the tune of Gun's and Roses sweet child O'mine. So I find it quite fitting. :) I w...
by akor1108
Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:44 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

unrelated some more! I play MGS2 on April 30th so I can feel like I'm Raiden having Rose ask me "Do you know what day is it today?" and a hypothetical giant turtle crash into Liberty Hall in reality. Artemio. You are a funny man! Slowbeef. I love you for being so active in the forums letti...
by akor1108
Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:45 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

I'm gonna be honest. I tried pSX on my laptop with "Vista home premium" and it super-suckored in the video and sound department. I use ePSXe v.170 and it works great. I used pete's gpusoft plugin and the plugin they give us and it's fantastic. every game I tried it on. even Final Fantasy w...
by akor1108
Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:37 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

This is not spam. this is motivation! Telling you to be your own man and don't settle for less! None of this patch would have been possible without someone taking the initiative. This poem also basically says that since WE are unable to make this patch happen, we are highly dependent upon you people...
by akor1108
Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:45 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

DON'T GIVE UP!! Here's a poem for all of you that I wrote to serve as inspiration! Surrender? I like the water Because I'm an otter ... What are you waiting for? Go through the other door! If there is no time for Mistakes Then you gotta score. Make Into a "Marco Polo" game: You're either h...
by akor1108
Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:07 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Status (4/22/09): 4 Bugs Till Beta

I love that even Leslie Nielson supports the Policenaut's Translation Project! PTP! Yeah! Thankyou for being such a comedic genius L.N.! I love your white hair and old gramps wrinkly face. You are the cutest funny man ever! Next to Robin Williams that is. GO SLOWBEEF GO!! Thankyou Marc also!!! And A...
by akor1108
Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:25 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Project Status (4/14/09): 5 Bugs Till Beta

Man, I wish society had this kind of patience for MGS4! I'm sure if Kojima was given the time that he needed, the game would be absolutely flawless, sadly, it's just near-perfect. :(

Learn your lessons guys, give the Junker team the time they need and all will be glorious!

GOOD JOBS.
by akor1108
Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:48 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Project Status (4/10/09): 7 Bugs Till Beta

Please make an epsxe compatible version! That emulator has been good to me. it may not be perfect, but I like it.

I thought everybody thought epsxe was the best overall, so I got it. it's pretty decent. it got update too so it works better now.
by akor1108
Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:10 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1408248

Re: Current Project Status (4/1/09): 8 Bugs Till Beta

7 is a good number.

Don't stop. keep going!