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by 8bitsonic
Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:07 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Feature requests for future versions
Replies: 113
Views: 106337

Re: Feature requests for future versions

How about a translation of Policenauts? To give you some quick replies, I used the internet terms because I'm imagining them as having fully migrated into mainstream speech by 2040 Then make your own game that takes place in 2040, and put stupid internet dialect in it. I didn't wait fifteen years t...
by 8bitsonic
Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:18 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Patch is up

break? this is no time for resting, it's time to translate the other versions!!
by 8bitsonic
Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:16 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Patch is up

so i assume later today you guys are gonna start working on the Saturn version?
by 8bitsonic
Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:04 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Release: 8/23/09, 12 PM EDT

IT'S 12:04, WHERE'S THE PATCH????????? :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
by 8bitsonic
Tue May 26, 2009 10:30 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Can they make them much lighter? the T in CRT is a ~1/2" thick tube of glass lined with lead powder. Hell, being a former user of a 21" CRT monitor, I can say I have only one major problem with the tech: depth. Not depth of image, but that the dimensions are always close to the same ratio...
by 8bitsonic
Tue May 26, 2009 10:08 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

midori_fox wrote:The new oled's look amazing... this thread is off
topic chaos with the absence of Marc. Go Artemio!
Marc is at KCEJ negotiating a deal to release the patch on the PlayStation Store. He said he'll be gone for two weeks because he's holding out for a bigger royalty cut for himself.
by 8bitsonic
Tue May 26, 2009 7:04 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

Still waiting for the SED televisions!
by 8bitsonic
Mon May 11, 2009 9:54 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

A girl who's cool enough to draw funny cartoons of Jonathan and Ed? I've gotta see photographic proof of this creature.
by 8bitsonic
Sun May 10, 2009 7:55 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

NCSX sells brand new copies of the Books version for $30. I got it on special from them back in September for $25.90.

Edit: Hey, looks like you can still get it for that price! http://www.shopncsx.com/policenautsforplaystation1.aspx
by 8bitsonic
Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:20 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Status (4/26/09): 1 Bug Till Beta

The team is using pSX to test the patch, which I believe is currently the best PS1 emulator.
by 8bitsonic
Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:13 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (4/1/09): 8 Bugs Till Beta

slowbeef wrote:Seven.
Image

SEVEN! SEVEN BUGS!
by 8bitsonic
Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:16 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (4/1/09): 8 Bugs Till Beta

The Spoony Hou wrote:
Artemio wrote:
The Spoony Hou wrote:Where is Project S?
Wasn't that canceled in order to run around San Francisco with the guys from Mega 64?
DAMN YOU, KOJIMA! First Metal Gear Solid Touch, now this!
MGS Touch wasn't canceled, it's out now. (good thing or bad thing? :/ )
by 8bitsonic
Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:29 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (3/30/09): 9 Bugs Till Beta

slowbeef wrote:I pull up my shirt
slowbeef wrote:I'll keep you guys abreast
What's your brassiere size, Slowbeef?
by 8bitsonic
Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:39 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (1/14/09): Alpha Testing

el_ash wrote:something good happened in New Jersey? :mrgreen:
The Armpit of America...
by 8bitsonic
Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:38 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (1/14/09): Alpha Testing

slowbeef wrote:Make that 17.
Sweet Jews for Jesus!
by 8bitsonic
Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:21 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (1/14/09): Alpha Testing

Kirbysuperstar wrote:I don't know about you guys, but I LOVE those big Slowbeef posts.
I just love slow beef in general. Easy to bring down with my trusty machete, and it always makes for a good meal provided I brought the can of Sterno and some A1.
by 8bitsonic
Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:12 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (1/14/09): Alpha Testing

Bush is a damn nazi... I hope Obama will be better, but his middle name is hussein... o.O It's terribly frightening, I know! You know what kind of people are named "Hussein"? Muslims, that's who! And you know what kind of people are terrorists? That's right, Muslims again! As a matter of ...
by 8bitsonic
Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:50 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (12/19/08): Alpha Testing

I am a little worried that 88 pixels is not enough to contain "(Chiyoko Kawashima)" with parentheses. I played around a bit in GIMP, but I kinda suck at this. This is my current attempt. http://www.slowbeef.com/lorraine.png Oh, that's perfectly fine, Slowbeef. Don't worry your sexy self. ...
by 8bitsonic
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:29 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (12/19/08): Alpha Testing

Man, January 2009 is going to mark TWO FULL YEARS since it was announced the translation was finished and everyone got excited, expecting the patch sometime in summer '07... geez, were we wrong. Two long years of fevered anticipation, and the project itself goes all the way back to around 2002...
by 8bitsonic
Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:25 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (12/19/08): Alpha Testing

If you're a girl, and you're reading this right now, go ahead and PM me a topless. A simple webcam photo will do, unless you've got a nicer camera handy. Much appreciated, and happy new year.
by 8bitsonic
Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:08 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (12/19/08): Alpha Testing

Modnar wrote:
8bitsonic wrote:
Modnar wrote:I just got dumped by a really hot chick.
tits or gtfo
For the last time 8bit...Im not showing you my tits. Quit asking jeeeeze. :P
the girls tits u tard. not ur tits
by 8bitsonic
Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:55 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status (12/19/08): Alpha Testing

Modnar wrote:I just got dumped by a really hot chick.
tits or gtfo
by 8bitsonic
Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:44 pm
Forum: General Gaming
Topic: What kind of gamer are you?
Replies: 47
Views: 18906

Re: What kind of gamer are you?

Commander_AK-47 wrote:Tom Clancy books are not regular media
YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK YUK
by 8bitsonic
Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:56 am
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status

Writhing in joy and anticipation WOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Sounds more like you're writing in the middle of an ejaculation. Or maybe I'm just jealous be...
by 8bitsonic
Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:34 pm
Forum: Policenauts
Topic: Patch is up (v1.01 incoming)
Replies: 3822
Views: 1380051

Re: Current Project Status

Slowbeef, I thought getting rid of all the problems and getting all the text in and stuff like that was the path to beta, not alpha...? You said beta is where everything is implemented and you're just looking for bugs. Alpha is still where you add features, right?