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Author:  Charlie Johnson [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:55 am ]
Post subject:  Who the fuck is Charlie?

Well..it's me.

Somehow I've forgot to open a "New Member" Thread. Maybe it's too late now, but somehow it isn't right to post without having opened a very own new member thread. It's like shooting lasers from your eyes, although "Laser shooting eye implants" aren't developed yet.

So, what can I say about me? I'm a huge MGS fan (Who would've thought that?), I first played MGS on the PC in 2001 and despite the bad voice acting in the german version, I somehow got hooked on this game. So I've fallen deeper into the world of MGS and other Kojima games and now I'm here.

What else can I say...hm, somewhere I heard that there's a character in the Getaway series for PS2 with the name Charlie Johnson...just to let you know, it's coinsidence, I never played the game and didn't know, that a character named Charlie Johnson exists in the franchise, when I choosed this name as my ultimate forum pseudonym.

But you can call me Victor Bubba Filsorios Knewbrecht, if you want, it's not my real name, but it sounds nice somehow.:-/

And if you've already read some posts of me and thought:"Woah, he's so bad in english, that he would have a better life, if he would be dead,". Well...uhm, sorry, but my english isn't perfect.:(

So, that's all for now and I can finalle say...hi guys.

Author:  Henry Spencer [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:57 pm ]
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Hey man, I'm actually jealous of you; having the ability to speak two languages fluently. I think your English is actually not that bad at all. And yeah, welcome. 8)

Author:  socom9mm [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:48 pm ]
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Ich Lebien Mgs

Author:  Charlie Johnson [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:53 am ]
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Henry Spencer wrote:
Hey man, I'm actually jealous of you; having the ability to speak two languages fluently. I think your English is actually not that bad at all. And yeah, welcome. 8)


Writing and speaking are two different things.;)

When I'm writing a post I can read it over and over and if I don't know a specific vobulary I have enough time to take a look in my german - english dictionary.

But when I'm actually speaking english, all english vocabularys seem to hate me and just disappear from my mind. Not to mention the german accent.:-/

socom9mm wrote:
Ich Lebien Mgs


Almost...Ich liebe MGS.;)

Author:  socom9mm [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:58 am ]
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Erbärmlich es war spät und ich war müde! Groß Sie anschließen, den Ausschuss zu lassen. Ich werde hoffen, dass Sie haben, als viel Spaß, als wir alle hier machen!

Author:  Duo [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:17 am ]
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What's GGG and what does spermafluten mean?

Author:  Charlie Johnson [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:33 am ]
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Duo wrote:
What's GGG and what does spermafluten mean?


GGG = German goo girls, so it's basically english.

Spermaflut would literally be translated into cumflood, which, of course, is a perfect name for a Bukkake session.

Author:  Marc [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:22 pm ]
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Haha, spermaflut. It's funny when you say it out loud with an exaggerated German accent.

Author:  Charlie Johnson [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:59 pm ]
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Osiris wrote:
Haha, spermaflut. It's funny when you say it out loud with an exaggerated German accent.


That may be one of the reasons, why german porn is always unintentionally funny.

Author:  Duo [ Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:02 pm ]
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Yeah, but unlike hentai, it's damned awesome. Except for the scat stuff. Oh god, the mental lacerations.

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