Policenauts Social Thread

Talk about Kojima's hard sci-fi masterpiece.
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Shid is a sexy man-beast with rippling 80's muscles. :wink:
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shidoni wrote:RandommodnaR can vouch for me being not feminine in any respect whatsoever.
*picks ear* Huh? Oh yeah, i thought you were a dude back then... also thought everybody else knew what you're a XX cromosome carrying homosapien and I was just being an idiot.
Project_Noah wrote:Shid is a sexy man-beast with rippling 80's muscles. :wink:
Spoiler:
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Is it just me or is this thread starting to look like something 4chan would cough up?
The proximity of a desirable thing tempts one to overindulgence. On that path lies danger. - Frank Herbert
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Not as long as it's SFW.
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It's just you until pedobear shows up. Once we have a pedobear sighting confirmed, we're on par with NeoGAF and the tamer parts of 4chan.
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Project_Noah wrote:Shid is a sexy man-beast with rippling 80's muscles. :wink:
what is this i don't even--
Party down, toast to you, dance with me!
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OMGOMGOMG!
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Project_Noah wrote:OMGOMGOMG!
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I would've been here faster if my sister actually did give me a drink and chips.
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OHSILLYJONATHAN
It's great to finally see you on here! *highfives*
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It's good to be here *highfives back*
I'm in the mood for fanart and pizza!
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http://www.gametrailers.com/video/once-upon-hawp/52466

ashley and Anthony in daycare

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RandommodnaR wrote:*picks ear* Huh? Oh yeah, i thought you were a dude back then... also thought everybody else knew what you're a XX cromosome carrying homosapien and I was just being an idiot.
Who here seriously thought I was a chick?
Oh yeah, and welcome to the forums, moya sestra.
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Crush-Zombie wrote:It's good to be here *highfives back*
I'm in the mood for fanart and pizza!
YESSSSSSSSS!
I'm in the mood for producing some fanart, but I'm busy with a friends album art :(
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Found at The Snake Soup...
Metal Gear Solid novel by Raymond Benson wrote:The next step was to find Meryl. And when he found her, he didn’t know if he wanted to spank her for disobeying him or kiss her if she was alive and unhurt. Maybe he’d do both.
Fuck you, Raymond Benson.
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shidoni wrote:Found at The Snake Soup...
Metal Gear Solid novel by Raymond Benson wrote:The next step was to find Meryl. And when he found her, he didn’t know if he wanted to spank her for disobeying him or kiss her if she was alive and unhurt. Maybe he’d do both.
Fuck you, Raymond Benson.
Seriously.

That novel sucks hard.

Whith lines like:
Snake could hear them muttering something about a storm. He surprised them by stepping out from behind the crate and standing directly in front of them.
"Merry Christmas," Snake said as he delivered two powerhouse punches, left and then right, into the guards' faces. The soldiers plopped to the floor. "I forgot to tell you - Christmas is early this year."
The explosive wasn't timed; he could detonate it at any time with the touch of of a button. Snake placed his thumb on the trigger, said "Mazzle tov," and pushed it.
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Snake could hear them muttering something about a storm. He surprised them by stepping out from behind the crate and standing directly in front of them.
"Merry Christmas," Snake said as he delivered two powerhouse punches, left and then right, into the guards' faces. The soldiers plopped to the floor. "I forgot to tell you - Christmas is early this year."
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OHGOD

His James Bond novels aren't that great either, although I only read Never Dream of Dying, and only halfway through before I just couldn't take any more.
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The explosive wasn't timed; he could detonate it at any time with the touch of of a button. Snake placed his thumb on the trigger, said "Mazzle tov," and pushed it.
Dohohohohohoho! What's the matter? Too politically incorrect for you?
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The MGS novel was complete garbage. It was pathetic to hear Kojima glow on his podcast about having Benson write it. And he's doing the MGS2 novel too! Fuck.
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Small world. I got into this project because of Let's Play, and the first 2 games I ever did were Darkseed 1 and 2. Darkseed 2 was written by Raymond Benson. I actually interviewed him over e-mail about it.

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slowbeef wrote:Small world. I got into this project because of Let's Play, and the first 2 games I ever did were Darkseed 1 and 2. Darkseed 2 was written by Raymond Benson. I actually interviewed him over e-mail about it.

...Shrug.
You know, those are two games that I was planning to play one day.

Was.

Fuck this guy.
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If he had trouble with converting MGS1's story into novel format, then with MGS2's story he's going to...yeah. :/
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I really want to see how he's gonna handle Rose's relationship with Raiden. :|
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Crush-Zombie wrote:It's good to be here *highfives back*
I'm in the mood for fanart and pizza!
I definitely read that as fanfart.
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The Spoony Hou wrote:
slowbeef wrote:Small world. I got into this project because of Let's Play, and the first 2 games I ever did were Darkseed 1 and 2. Darkseed 2 was written by Raymond Benson. I actually interviewed him over e-mail about it.

...Shrug.
You know, those are two games that I was planning to play one day.

Was.

Fuck this guy.
If you DO decide to play those games ever, be sure to move all breakable items from the room and maybe double-up on the anti-depressants. Those games are INFURIATING (and terribly bug-ridden as well).
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