Amusingly bad Video Game translations. Not just English!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:02 am
Over in the Policenauts Sega Saturn translation topic it came to our attention that Marc was a translator/editor on the newest MGS. Technoir then commentated that he should be doing the Russian translation as theirs is a weird and F'ed up lot with stuff like...
So I made this topic in an attempt to gather any more poor translation good. I hear legends about how bad the Spanish translation for FFVII isTechNoir wrote: >Snake, you're going on a coward objective
>Kadzihurra Miller
>you peeking witch!
>Press The Button Of Start
>don't shut up system
>Kipher
>Main Base
>Huge Boss
>make contact with Reptile (This is supposedly Snake)
>Huey makes a big damage to Huge Boss's people, and his influence made a quicker arms race at the Mom's Base
> - Use of UN?
- No words, they have a influence. But the IAEA uses NPT to sign the country.
- Though we are a country.
- Affirmative.
1. From Peace Walker backstory:
>I am Chico. They ciphering me on a Cuban base in US.
>I'm made to fight. I am the cannon.
>Snake and his partner were running a small shop with military goods
2. From tapes:
> - All civilians, Huey included, should leave to their countries.
- Even you, you parisienne?
>Dr. Strange Lover's departure
>The chief of CIA, Goldman
>Kiefer watches all (no, seriously)