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Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 7:03 am
by Ikuzak
Marc wrote:...asking for progress reports every few weeks, when there's nothing to report...
what does that mean?

if u were working on it, u have to do progress!

i dont get it!

when u are working on putting the text into the game, how does that look?

what exactly r u doing?

or r u just trying different options?

again, i dont get it!

when ur not doing any pregress, then what r u doing?

r u actual working on it?
or rather, when was the last time u were working on it?

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:03 am
by JimboKudo
Ikuzak wrote:
Marc wrote:...asking for progress reports every few weeks, when there's nothing to report...
what does that mean?

if u were working on it, u have to do progress!

i dont get it!

when u are working on putting the text into the game, how does that look?

what exactly r u doing?

or r u just trying different options?

again, i dont get it!

when ur not doing any pregress, then what r u doing?

r u actual working on it?
or rather, when was the last time u were working on it?
I think no progress generally means that no major walls have been climbed. That doesn't mean that nobody's working on it, it just means that bridges are being crossed, but there's no significant leap yet.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:08 am
by Anubis
Is that how I sounded?

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:52 pm
by Kojima_Devotee
You know, I'm worried to re-read my posts and ask myself the same question. I always tried to present myself well, but, I have to say, this job is sucking more life out of me than I originally thought. :sad:

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:08 pm
by Marc
Ikuzak wrote:
Marc wrote:...asking for progress reports every few weeks, when there's nothing to report...
what does that mean?

if u were working on it, u have to do progress!

i dont get it!

when u are working on putting the text into the game, how does that look?

what exactly r u doing?

or r u just trying different options?

again, i dont get it!

when ur not doing any pregress, then what r u doing?

r u actual working on it?
or rather, when was the last time u were working on it?
Because the work that remains to be done right now is an all-or-nothing type of situation. It's like saying someone is partially pregnant. You're either one or the other, and likewise, the text either displays without errors or it doesn't. Right now it doesn't, and when it does, that's the progress we'll report. We're trying different solutions to get there.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:43 pm
by WARP10CK
Come on guys instead of Marc reporting every little bit of thing that he and the rest of the team does, why dont you let them do it in peace.
I am also eager to see this but I dont want it to be a half ass translation,I want to give them time to make it as good as possible.
Nobody is as far as I know are paying them to do this so just be thankfull I know I am

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:53 pm
by jcgamer60
Image

Policenauts is on PSN now?

Got this pic off the neogaf forums.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:02 am
by 8bitsonic
Oh, the jealousy!! :x Notice the file is 904 MB- when I compressed my disc images of PSX Policenauts to 7z, they came out to be 900 MB total. Add a few megs for the emulator, and apparently Sony uses 7z too. Cool, I guess? :???:

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:12 pm
by MetalGearAlex
DARN it! If Japan has released Policenauts on the PSN. then that means you guys have got to figure something out so that the english people can get some of the goodness.

they wouldn't be releasing Policenauts on the PSN if it wasn't for the metal gear craze. plus, I have a feeling a lot of references are going to be made to that game and snatcher in MGS4.

hey, also... when I saw the screenshot I was about to sh!t myself thinking that you guys actually showed a "progress pic" of where you were. I mean, that's what some people want to see. something that proves that you are working on this biznatch.

I'M ALSO F'N CERTAIN THAT ONCE THIS PATCH RELEASES KOJIMA IS GOING TO PERSONALLY CONGRATULATE THE PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON IT AND BE SUPER THANKFUL AND A BUMRUSH OF THE TRANSLATED GAME WILL BE ALL OVER THE NET AND MAGS AND SOMEDAY MAYBE A COLLABORATION WILL BE MADE WHERE IT'S PUT ON THE PSN.

think about it? Do you absolutely think that Kojima doesn't know of this project? If he doesn't then Ryan Payton sure does.
So... you know how important this translation project patch is.

I know you guys are working on it, I believe that you will jump that mutha hurtle and make headlines.

Oppurtunities are abound to make this patch go down in history, you just got to figure something out. I love you guys, believe in you, and would do ANYTHING to help support if I could.

I no longer am an annoying biznatch and I will only be hoping, praying, and wishing you the best of luck for the completion of this project! :)

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:20 pm
by Henry Spencer
^Does Ryan Payton know about this project? First I've heard of that.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:34 pm
by 87th
MetalGearAlex wrote: they wouldn't be releasing Policenauts on the PSN if it wasn't for the metal gear craze.
Not sure about that. I haven't counted them, but I think there's between 70 and 100 PSone games on the Japanese PSN, now. Some of them are as obscure as "Pet In TV" and "Jumping Flash 3: Robbit Mon Dieu". I wouldn't expect Policenauts' PSN release is directly connected to the upcoming release of MGS4.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:43 pm
by MetalGearAlex
Why wouldn't ANY of the 200 some Metal Gear makers not know of the project? Being directly under Hideo at least one of them would know and most likely have brought it up to Kojima out of excitement, appreciation, interest.

Has anyone not figured this out? It's even been shown in a magazine article once about this project.

so... someone is bound to know within the Kojima productions hq.

Finish this project for Kojima and the rewards to come if not for the fans!

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 12:47 pm
by 8bitsonic
87th wrote:Jumping Flash 3: Robbit Mon Dieu
Jumping Flash THREE? I am so downloading that right now...

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:30 am
by Marc
I would guess that it is meant to tie in with MGS4 in the same way that the release of MGS1 on PSN does. It would have required relatively little work, and now was a perfect time for them to do it.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:18 am
by MetalGearAlex
Yes indeed Marc, WHICH IS EVEN MORE OF A REASON to finish the english translation patch of Policenauts. Release it maybe a couple months after MGS4 and not only will you guys get some serious HEAD but it will make the replay value of MGS4 go up some more!

Realize the importance of this patch. finishing this project is no joke. Which is why I believe you guys didn't give up on it. Which is why I'm certain the patch will be finished soon. release it in the Fall if you don't want to rush the quality of the game, fine with me. Just understand the huge potential of fame, fortune, and thankfulness this patch might do you.

BELIEVE! and get to work you lazy bums! I don't care if you have a personal life now, when you want something done you get it done, right? So... make this one of your priorities!

with love, Korponay

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:32 am
by 87th
MetalGearAlex wrote:Yes indeed Marc, WHICH IS EVEN MORE OF A REASON to finish the english translation patch of Policenauts. Release it maybe a couple months after MGS4 and not only will you guys get some serious HEAD but it will make the replay value of MGS4 go up some more!

Realize the importance of this patch. finishing this project is no joke. Which is why I believe you guys didn't give up on it. Which is why I'm certain the patch will be finished soon. release it in the Fall if you don't want to rush the quality of the game, fine with me. Just understand the huge potential of fame, fortune, and thankfulness this patch might do you.

BELIEVE! and get to work you lazy bums! I don't care if you have a personal life now, when you want something done you get it done, right? So... make this one of your priorities!

with love, Korponay
I'm voting this as the most hilariously stupid post so far.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:09 am
by Anubis
I love you

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:11 am
by MetalGearAlex
Yay! I win!

now... I'm going for "the most emo post so far" award...

man... if you guys don't release this patch soon... then my life is a waste of time, there's no reason for me to exist. the white snow has been tainted by the red rose of death and my soul is burdened by the cheese-doodles of pickleton.

DARN IT! I had it at first, then I totally lost it.

Well... as you can see, I'm crazy for this patch. don't stop doing your best!

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:09 pm
by JimboKudo
MetalGearAlex wrote:Yay! I win!

now... I'm going for "the most emo post so far" award...

man... if you guys don't release this patch soon... then my life is a waste of time, there's no reason for me to exist. the white snow has been tainted by the red rose of death and my soul is burdened by the cheese-doodles of pickleton.

DARN IT! I had it at first, then I totally lost it.

Well... as you can see, I'm crazy for this patch. don't stop doing your best!
You forgot to add in parts about you slitting your wrists for every month that the patch is late :smile:

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:16 pm
by 8bitsonic
If this patch doesn't come out soon I'm going to rape my own mouth every day for several hours at a time.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:51 pm
by MetalGearAlex
You can give yourself head...?

Hm... then it isn't rape if you enjoy it.

rape is no joke by the way. so don't say such things.

rather... say something like, "I will devour my own flesh if the patch doesn't come out".

More or less.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 6:03 pm
by 8bitsonic
MetalGearAlex wrote:rape is no joke by the way. so don't say such things.
Rape can be very funny. Just imagine Bugs Bunny doing it to Elmer Fudd.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:16 pm
by MetalGearAlex
now say that again to yourself and then ask yourself if that is a smart thing to say.

because it isn't. no matter what, it isn't funny.

you are sick in the head. if you think it's okay. and as a matter of fact, i hope you get banned for it.

this topic needs to be changed.

POLICENAUTS? I needs you now... see what strife has been caused?

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:02 pm
by Modnar
This truly is one bizzare thread... #-o

Oh well...anyone watching the Metal Gear Retrospective on Gametrailers? The beggining of part 2 was all policenauts footage...it was cool.

Re: Current Project Status (English Screenshots & Trailers)

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:14 pm
by JimboKudo
Modnar wrote:This truly is one bizzare thread... #-o
Truly. From Policenauts development to BB raping Elmer Fudd. DOES...NOT...COMPUTE.......

Oh, and moving the subject away from something such as rape: HERE'S A RANDOM VIDEO OF MARIO PAINT YAAAAAYYYYY!!<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8p91tjBSKpc&hl ... ram><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8p91tjBSKpc&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/youtube]