Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:21 pm
Aww, man, you just spoiled life for me!Henry Spencer wrote:Me too!
Spoiler:

Kojima Games: Snatcher, Policenauts, Metal Gear, ZOE and Boktai
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Aww, man, you just spoiled life for me!Henry Spencer wrote:Me too!
Spoiler:
Mankind makes first space colony. Policemen go to colony to work. Man has accident in spacesuit. Man found alive 25 years later in cold sleep. Man returns to earth and becomes private eye. Man's ex-wife visits man to ask for help looking for (missing) current husband. Man goes no GTFO you bitch and some shit happens. Man returns to same space colony to unravel shit. Good story and atmosphere follows.The Prince II wrote:I don't know if it's because of the fact that Policenauts is only in Japanese (for now), but I've come across a plot summary or anything for Policenauts........Elijah Modnar wrote:Thats more than fair to be honest if someone told me a huge spoiler for Policenauts id play it waiting for the spoiler to occur.
Doesn't Wikipedia have a good synopsis of the main plotline already?Osiris wrote:Mankind makes first space colony. Policemen go to colony to work. Man has accident in spacesuit. Man found alive 25 years later in cold sleep. Man returns to earth and becomes private eye. Man's ex-wife visits man to ask for help looking for (missing) current husband. Man goes no GTFO you bitch and some shit happens. Man returns to same space colony to unravel shit. Good story and atmosphere follows.The Prince II wrote:I don't know if it's because of the fact that Policenauts is only in Japanese (for now), but I've come across a plot summary or anything for Policenauts........Elijah Modnar wrote:Thats more than fair to be honest if someone told me a huge spoiler for Policenauts id play it waiting for the spoiler to occur.
Of course it was! In fact, don't bother with the translation patch; halt all of the translation work for us all, including SD Snatcher and PC Engine Snatcher; this was enough for me.Osiris wrote:Yeah, but wasn't that more entertaining? And concise?
Really? (looks around) Okay.Henry Spencer wrote:Of course it was! In fact, don't bother with the translation patch; halt all of the translation work for us all, including SD Snatcher and PC Engine Snatcher; this was enough for me.Osiris wrote:Yeah, but wasn't that more entertaining? And concise?
Holy shit, Osiris isn't a Snatcher, he's fucking Santa!Osiris wrote: Fucking deaf elves... I'll be right back.
I'd offer whatever I had in my cupboard... Hope you like rice, zoodles, and jam-jams, Osiris.Henry Spencer wrote:If Osiris came down my chimney, I'd have a bloody banquet waiting for him and his reindeer, the food would be fit for a king!
"The Keebler slogan reads "Uncommonly Good," in conjunction with their claim that the products are made in magic ovens inside a hollow tree by chief elf Ernie Keebler and his Keebler Elves. The animated Keebler Elves have appeared in countless TV commercials throughout the years, shown baking their unique products."Osiris wrote:Oh wait, I see what's happened here... You're reading the "elves" crack as a reference to Santa Claus and everything... I actually had the Keebler elves in my mind for some reason when I wrote that. Don't take it as some sort of hidden message.
But thanks for the food offers, that's very nice of you...and maybe a little scary.
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY.Osiris wrote:Oh wait, I see what's happened here... You're reading the "elves" crack as a reference to Santa Claus and everything... I actually had the Keebler elves in my mind for some reason when I wrote that. Don't take it as some sort of hidden message.
But thanks for the food offers, that's very nice of you...and maybe a little scary.
Hah... Sorry buddy... Money does nothing for these guys... I don't think it's gonna happen until maybe... middle of next year? That's my ballpark figure lol~MetalGearAlex wrote:Hey... I graduated from 9 weeks of US Navy basic training and there is still no translation patch? it's Dec 9 already. please! I wet myself.
do your best. I believe! I'm willing to pay money if that will help.
I feel like I'm gonna 'splode, boss Edgecombe. Playing it makes me want it even more, my advice to y'alls is not even to attempt....Kojima_Devotee wrote:In the meantime, it's all patience.
If you read all the text and click on everything (which is really the best way to experience it), you're looking at 20+ hours. Then if you waste time at the shooting range...The Prince II wrote:I suppose I'll ask this here.
First playthrough, how long does it take to finish Policenauts?