Oh no! Oh god no! NO!
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:19 pm
Drake of the 99 Dragons. :sad: :sad: This game is by far: THE WORST PILE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE!!!! First I played Big Rigs, horrible, but at least it offered a good laugh. Then I played Back to the Future. Again, god-awful, but funny. Then came this. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGH! Imagine, playing 50 cent: Bulletproof, take out the rap, give it an even worse targeting system, add a terrible plot and ugly, eye-straining cel-shaded graphics and you'd have this! This is what happens when you hire people with double-digit IQs who've never played a game before to design a fucking game!
The plot is this: You are Drake. You're part of the clan of the 99 dragons. The clan is all killed (including you), you're brought back from the dead to avenge them and get back an artifact of some importance. (I didn't pay much attention to it.)
The gameplay is this: garbage! Why? Okay I'll tell you why! The camera and the aiming are BOTH controlled by the right thumbstick! Yeah that's right! The aiming AND the camera controlled by the same fuckin' stick! This means that if your trying to shoot an enemy, you'll lose track of everything because, while you're aiming you'll be causing the camera to clip threw walls! It's a good thing you have auto-aim right? NO! Because the auto-aim DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! It only serves to make things more confusing as Drake swings his duel pistols ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!!!!!!! You might think there's a redeeming facer in this game with the time slowing feature. Can Somebody say "Max Payne ripoff that, like everything else in this game, doesn't work?"
The graphics are this:
The worst use of cel-shading I've EVER SEEN! Good thing I have screenshots or you probably wouldn't believe me.
In conclusion: Don't play Drake of the 99 Dragons! Don't FUCKING play it! It's the worst game of all time! NO GAME has ever even come close to surpassing its standard of crap! If you EVER, EVER see it in a used game store, don't buy it, don't think about it, don't even look at the back of the box!! RUN!! RUN FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!
The plot is this: You are Drake. You're part of the clan of the 99 dragons. The clan is all killed (including you), you're brought back from the dead to avenge them and get back an artifact of some importance. (I didn't pay much attention to it.)
The gameplay is this: garbage! Why? Okay I'll tell you why! The camera and the aiming are BOTH controlled by the right thumbstick! Yeah that's right! The aiming AND the camera controlled by the same fuckin' stick! This means that if your trying to shoot an enemy, you'll lose track of everything because, while you're aiming you'll be causing the camera to clip threw walls! It's a good thing you have auto-aim right? NO! Because the auto-aim DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! It only serves to make things more confusing as Drake swings his duel pistols ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!!!!!!!! You might think there's a redeeming facer in this game with the time slowing feature. Can Somebody say "Max Payne ripoff that, like everything else in this game, doesn't work?"
The graphics are this:
The worst use of cel-shading I've EVER SEEN! Good thing I have screenshots or you probably wouldn't believe me.
In conclusion: Don't play Drake of the 99 Dragons! Don't FUCKING play it! It's the worst game of all time! NO GAME has ever even come close to surpassing its standard of crap! If you EVER, EVER see it in a used game store, don't buy it, don't think about it, don't even look at the back of the box!! RUN!! RUN FAR AWAY!!!!!!!!!